If you like gross humor for kids then you will love these two stories. Two Illustrated Short Stories of Flatulence Filled Fun. WARNING: These stories contain the word 'FART' numerous times :) Mr Whoopee: A misunderstood whoopee cushion who just wants a friend who will play with him without wanting to sit on him and hear him fart, even a friendly teacher cant resist the urge to hear him parp. Do you think he will get one? Parpy Parrot: A bonus poem about a parrot with a serious flatulence problem, he just cant stop farting no matter what he does, he is most definitely a parrot you don't want to be near when he starts to blow off, and whatever you do don't give him a carrot! Mr Whoopee and Parpy Parrot await you.