The essential handbook for all who have become long of tooth and short of memory, guaranteed to raise a smile, but not the blood pressure, in the most advanced reader For anyone who has been forced to ask their daughter to set up their cell phone, only to find that it now plays 50 Cent each time they get a call, this is an enjoyable and good-humored collection of wrinkly wisdom, stories, and faux-pas of the over the hill. From stories of embarrassing one's children, to embarrassing oneself, and amusing tips on overcoming the odd "senior moment" with flair, there is much that mature readers, or those on the receiving end of their howlers, will find amusing and uplifting.The days of denial are over. The tell tale signs have been identifiedyou've lost your youth, as well as your reading glasses, and now you're officially "past it." Yet, instead of commiserating, it's time to embrace the ageing process, celebrate the inevitable fate that awaits everyone, and make the best of it.