A hilariously irreverent collection of quotes from an impressive variety of celebrities throughout the ages The ideal gift for someone with a new arrival, this uproarious compilation of quotes about all things baby will be adored by new and old parents alike. Babies are little bundles of joy in so many ways. Whether your new family addition has arrived or is on its way, this book is guaranteed to raise a chuckle. With humorous observations on the adventures and misadventures of their new offspring from many well-known celebrities, Eats, Poops and Heaves will keep you smiling through the sleepless nights.