Tom has just one line to learn for the play, but he's already got it wrong . in a completely embarrassing way. Worse still, he gets it wrong in front of the beautiful Miss Effington-Smythe. If only Tom didn't have to be in the play. If only his mum wouldn't take the play so seriously. If only Tom's gran wasn't quite so odd. And if only Tom hadn't caught his dad holding hands with that mysterious blonde. Could this be the end of life as Tom knows it? Tom suspects it might be so it's time to take drastic action.

A hilarious story of mix-ups and mayhem for younger readers from acclaimed author Celeste Walters.