Just Desserts Blow Job Since the kids are fast asleep and you're taking the time to enjoy dessert anyway, why not make it doubly delectable? The link between food and sex is powerful. Yummy food (especially if it's chocolate) triggers the pleasure centers of the brain, releasing the bliss-creating chemical dopamine. Getting lewd with food and offering a tasty blow job is bound to reap sweet appreciation. Go ahead: Play with your food. Estimated time: 10 minutes or less What you'll need: three of your favorite sweet ingredients that can be smeared safely on your man's penis (think chocolate syrup, whipped cream, caramel sauce--all at room temperature), a hearty appetite. The PLAY BY PLAY 1. Let's hope your honey has a sweet tooth. If he does, place a delectable dessert in front of him and let his eyes feast on it.
Just tease him, though. Before he has a chance to dig in, move the plate and sit on his lap. Squirming is always a good idea, because any movement helps arousal. There's a reason why men dig those lap dances. 2. Once he's hungering for more, lean over and put the plate on the floor. Then slide off his lap and get on your knees. 3.
Without any discussion, unzip his pants and tug his underwear and pants to his ankles. 4. Put his penis in your mouth and hold it there. Resist moving your tongue or sucking. Remember: This is about sweet temptation and teasing. There's more to come. 5. When you feel him hardening, with one hand, reach for the dessert plate.
Keep your other hand around the base of his shaft so you don't lose momentum. 6. Slowly release your mouth and smear the dessert concoction on his penis from the tip of the head, all along his shaft, to the base. 7. Finally, it's time for your just desserts. Enjoy your sweet with gusto, licking his penis, allowing your tongue to make circles around this head as if you were enjoying a chocolate-covered banana--no bites, just licks. Moan with delight, and go for more . don't count calories.
Remember: You'll burn most off with your passion. 8. When you feel he's about to burst, stop smearing and slide his entire penis in your mouth. Suck rhythmically until he reaches climax. 9. To add an unforgettable topping, hold his penis in your mouth for a few more seconds. After you let it slide out, lick it again. Then scoop more dessert and put it in your mouth and lean into him, offering a last soulful tongue kiss.