The case studies are reported with an eye towards satire and a hand towards the knee of that cute chick who sat next to you in study hall. "Woody Allen meets Thurber meets Guy Noir meets Groucho meets Freud," is how one reader described this novel. If there was a second, he might say, "It was a great way to level out my coffee table's short leg!" The subject matter in this short collection of modern-day neuroses ranges from smoking cessation to out-of-control environmentalism to internet addiction and advice on how discover if your landlady is conspiring against you. It also answers the pressing question, "Which is better; a bologna sandwich or heaven?" There is truly something for everyone. Except perhaps for your sixth grade teacher. But what the hell did she ever do for you anyhow?.