BEST FRI : S WON'T TELL YOU THE TRUTH. BUT TRINNY & SUSANNAH AREN'T YOUR BEST FRI : S. "Blondes and shiny fabric equals hooker." "The top is a disaster. Unless you're four years old." "No one looks good in a track suit-not even Madonna or J-Lo." "Cropped pants make any woman look like a stunted man." LOOKING GOOD HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FASHION TR : S.

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