Two hilarious stories from the bestselling and well-loved author Diana Wynne Jones, about the worst visitors in the world coming to stay. In VILE VISITORS, we meet Angus Flint and Chair Person - the worst guests in the world. In Who Got Rid of Angus Flint? We meet a man so mean, he even insults the furniture! Despite the children's best pranks, he just won't leave. But when the furniture has had enough, it's time to rise up and get rid of this most vile of visitors. In CHAIR PERSON, that old armchair with the broken crystal ball spilled on it has been locked in the shed. But then the children find a mysterious visitor. Transformed into the most annoying visitor ever, they are desperate to get rid of him. But can they turn him back into a chair before he ruins them forever? Gold title * Diana Wynne Jones is a bestseller.

She's sold nearly 500,000 copies of her books worth over £2.5 million (Nielsen Bookscan, 2013). * Vile Visitors contains two of Diana Wynne Jones' brilliant tales, about what happens when the world's worst visitors come to stay. * Diana Wynne Jones is the Godmother of children's fantasy fiction and has inspired contemporary heavy weights such as Neil Gaiman * Also the author of HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE, now an Oscar-nominated animated movie by Hayao Miyazaki * She has written over 40 books and has been translated into more than 20 languages. * Fantastic - and funny - fantasy about a world that humans go to as 'fantasy world' tourists to experience all the fantasy clichés. Where would you go.?.