Introduction Parliamentary Tales Part I: Fistic and Other Encounters 1. Getting a Black Eye from the Whip 2. Punching: The Universal Language 3. Say it to My Face . in the Lobby! 4. Let's Get Physical 5. What Did You Call Me? 6. Meet Me in Room 13 Part II: Great Minds Drink Alike 7.

What's in the Glass? 8. Pre-gaming 9. Senators! My Heavens! 10. The Liquor Raid 11. Bars and Restaurants Part III: Not-so-routine Proceedings 12. Go to Jail! 13. A Raucous Night 14. Disguises, Firecrackers, and a Whip? 15.

Something's Fishy 16. Waiting Impatiently (or just passing the time) Part IV: You Can't Sit With Us 17. Expelled from the House - and Re-elected: The First Guy 18. Expelled from the House - and Re-elected: The Second Guy 19. The Third Expulsion 20. Taking your Chair with You 21. Parliamentarians on Strike! Part V: Unexpected Visitors 22. Blood, Pamphlets and .

Stripteases? 23. A Crappy Situation 24. Was Anyone Disturbed? 25. Pro-life, Pro-choice, Pro-test! 26. Buddhism and Maoism . Sort of Part VI: Security and Scares 27. It's a Bomb! 28. Fires - Great and Small 29.

Breaking the Glass Ceiling 30. Student Politics 31. A Car and a Bus Roll into Parliament. Part VII: It's a Scandal 32. Mary Matilda White 33. The Munsinger Affair 34. Hotel, motel, Holiday Inn? 35. The Great Libel Trials of 1907 Part VIII: Where Did That Guy Go? 36.

Absenteeism . and a Mariachi Band? 37. Member? Minister? Missing. 38. The Curious Case of George Alexander Part IX: In and Around the Hill 39. It's a Bird, it's a Plane, it's a . Pick-up Truck? 40. The End of the Smoking Era 41.

Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines 42. Whose Flag is it Anyways? 43. Parliament on Skates 44. Lost in Translation 45. Animal House . err, Lawn 46. Do You See What I See? Conclusion Dedications and Thanks.