PART I: EVERYBODY WANTS SOME!! CHAPTER 1: "The Pussy-Plucking-Posse Pocket of Hollywood" CHAPTER 2: "Dinosaur Music" CHAPTER 3: Interview: Michael Anthony of Van Halen CHAPTER 4: "Just Because Someone Says You Suck Doesn''t Mean You Don''t Suck" CHAPTER 5: "Rhymes with Rockin'' " CHAPTER 6: "Blue-Black Hair and High Heels" CHAPTER 7: "Ratt ''N'' Roll" CHAPTER 8: "Don''t Just Tackle the Quarterback--Break His Arms and Legs, Too" CHAPTER 9: "The Yellow and Black Attack" CHAPTER 10: "It''s Male Dominating. Macho-ism or Whatever" CHAPTER 11: "We Prayed in the Limo, Sure" CHAPTER 12: "We Know What We''re Doing, Fuck You!" CHAPTER 13: "Okay, Where''s the Knives?" PART II: FEEL THE NOIZE CHAPTER 14: "Anthem Participatory Rock" CHAPTER 15: "This Is Gonna Go" CHAPTER 16: "Then I Got the Ozzy Gig." CHAPTER 17: "When You''ve Got Nothin'', You''ve Got Nothin'' to Lose" CHAPTER 18: "I''m Not Running Any Fucking Circus!" CHAPTER 19: "You''ve Gotta Meet My Friend Axl" CHAPTER 20: "We Just Made It a Friggin'' Party" CHAPTER 21: "It''s Hard to Believe, But at that Time Jani Was Really Kind of Shy" CHAPTER 22: "Everybody Would Be Throwing Up, Passing Out, Hallucinating or Banging Outside" CHAPTER 23: "Pop Songs with Heavy Guitars" CHAPTER 24: "I Broke Nikki''s Nose. I Broke Tommy''s Nose. I Punched Poor Mick Just for the Heck of It" CHAPTER 25: "I Believe Our Bus Got Crabbed Out" CHAPTER 26: "George and Don Hated Each Other.Really Hated Each Other" CHAPTER 27: "Guns and Rose" CHAPTER 28: "What''s Going in These Grooves is for All Time" CHAPTER 29: "The Poison Thing [TB1] " PART III: KNOCK ''EM DEAD, KID CHAPTER 30: "They''re Guys That Became Women" CHAPTER 31: "The Girls Were Just, Like, Melting" CHAPTER 32: "People Didn''t Know Whether to Fuck Us or Fight Us" CHAPTER 33: "How Do I Get a Record Deal?" CHAPTER 34: "Our Hero is Gonna Fucking Split His Brains Open in Front of Us Right Now!" CHAPTER 35: Interview: Alan Niven CHAPTER 36: "And We''ve Got the Pictures to Prove It" CHAPTER 37: "Who is that Guy that Climbed Up that Tree?" CHAPTER 38: "Flyer Wars" CHAPTER 39: "If They Had Cameras Back Then That Whole Scene Would Be in Jail" CHAPTER 40: "It Felt Like Beatlemania" CHAPTER 41: "Garden State Music" CHAPTER 42: Interview - Dave "Snake" Sabo of Skid Row CHAPTER 43: "You Mean Slash Coulda Played the Chris Holmes Part?" CHAPTER 44: "We Never Even Knew We Had Money in Our Bank Accounts" PART IV: YOUTH GONE WILD CHAPTER 45: "You Just Signed Kip Winger!" CHAPTER 46: "Michael Jackson Saw the Value in Poison" CHAPTER 47: "If You Put Tits on Him, He Could Run for Miss Texas" CHAPTER 48: "If You Look at the Clothing It''s All Pretty Outrageous, Innit?" CHAPTER 49: "Saving Whales Doesn''t Sell Albums; Leather Pants Do" CHAPTER 50: "Send the Check for the Nelsons--They''re Ready" CHAPTER 51: Interview: Rick Krim CHAPTER 52: "We Call Them, Uh, ''Panty Wetters'' " CHAPTER 53: "Fucked If I''m Gonna Do This Every Night." CHAPTER 54: "Tommy Lee Came to Our Room With a Plate. And He Had Shit on It.
" CHAPTER 55: "Bon Jovi, Jr." CHAPTER 56: "It Was Like Being on a Plane with 200 Gremlins" PART V: THE LAST MILE CHAPTER 57: "Is It a Gun Problem or a Bat Problem?" CHAPTER 58: Interview: Steve Brown of Trixter CHAPTER 59: "The Scorpions Wanted Us Off the Tour After the First Night" CHAPTER 60: "Cherry Pie Guy" CHAPTER 61: Interview: Brian Baker of Junkyard CHAPTER 62: "What Comes Around Goes Around" CHAPTER 63: "It Was a Total Scene Out of Gunslinger or Something" CHAPTER 64: "The Girlfriends and Wives Didn''t Want Us There" CHAPTER 65: "The Party Cost a Quarter of a Million Dollars" CHAPTER 66: "It Was Like, '' Fa-an-nu-no-nu-sh-abba-abba'' " CHAPTER 67: "You''re Gonna Lose Half Your Audience" PART VI: SHUT UP, BEAVIS CHAPTER 68: "38 Guns N'' Roses, 20 Ratts, 14 Warrants." CHAPTER 69: "We Said, ''Fuck It'' and Hung It Up" CHAPTER 70: "I Don''t Think Nirvana Ever Wanted to Kill Anyone''s Career" CHAPTER 71: "All of a Sudden You Were Radioactive" PART VII: EPILOGUE CHAPTER 72: "This Is What We Do".