Introduction; What is a Thai woman? Are women of different skin different? The types of Thai women; Thai perceptions; What do Thais think of you? Getting ready for the ball & chains; The time during courtship; Wedding bells & naked ladyboys; The price of the bride; Living together; Mai wai laew; Bathroom etiquette & poop chutes; The sniff; Mocking; Exaggerations & understatements; Table manners; Dressing in public; Her family & other scary things; Nosy relatives; Visiting your in-laws; Raising kids; Conclusion.