Cats, the original masters of stealth, sass, and strategic chaos, have been teaching us survival tactics for centuries-they just haven't been this explicit about it. Until now. Lessons from Cats for Surviving Fascism lays out the nine essential feline strategies for toppling tyranny. You'll learn to: · Confuse the oppressors by refusing predictability · Rest unapologetically because naps are resistance · Knock over the symbols of power-metaphorically and literally · Use cuteness as a secret weapon · Occupy spaces with boldness and purpose Perfect for anyone who's ever felt powerless, this book is a rallying cry for anyone ready to resist, persist, and pounce.