You only need to look at the story of Samson and Delilah to understand just how important a man's hairstyle can be. Thankfully, A Geezer's Guide to Mullet Maintenance and Combover Care is the ultimate guide to choosing, growing, and maintaining a stylish, comfortable, and well-groomed "hair helmet." Packed with wit and practical advice, the book includes manly grooming tips; a breakdown of hairstyles to try--such as the Curtain Cut (aim to look like Johnny Depp, try not to resemble Worzel Gummidge) or the Quiff (channel Alex Turner of Arctic Monkeys, not Nick Grimshaw); a stroll through hirsute history; and a gallery of famous hair aficionados, from Albert Einstein to Paul McCartney (with a few questionable stops along the way). Also featured are hair-related records (could you beat the "Longest Time Hanging by Your Hair" record?) and a celebration of the most ridiculous hair salon names ever devised--from Crops and Bobbers to Shear-N-Dipity . The perfect gift for every man--from the metrosexual to those finally moving on from their mother's bowl cut--this guide covers everything from taming a stubborn cowlick to expertly polishing a bald head.