A Pharoah, a cereal mascot, and a famous escape artist walk out of my butt. Remember me? I'm John Pahrsink, AKA the kid who ate 3000 year old cheese and got cursed to fart ghosts. First it was King Tut, and then some old guy on a cereal box. Let me tell you, it totally blows. A bright idea struck me. I'll eat just the right stuff and fart a ghost who can break out of anything, curses included! Say hello to Airy Poodini! But there's an issue. He requires something special before he'll help, and if that wasn't enough, King Toot makes his own impossible demands. If I can't appease both fart ghosts, I might end up one myself!.